My life fucking sucks
12:51 am  •  29 July 2014

Bae is having guy troubles and I’m not the guy.

12:51 am  •  29 July 2014
  • Wake up: horny
  • Breakfast: horny
  • 10 AM: horny
  • Lunch: horny
  • Break time: horny
  • Surfing the internet: horny
  • Nap time: horny
  • Dinner: horny
  • Pooping: horny
  • Going out: horny
  • Bed time: horny
  • Dreaming: horny
  • Dead: horny
  • 9:59 pm  •  27 July 2014  •  119 notes
    Life hack tip #1

    •to minimize nose bleeds make sure to grind your cocaine to the finest grain and inhale well enough for there to be the minimum amount of coke left in your nostril

    12:59 am  •  26 July 2014  •  1 note

    Ever stop talking someone for one day to see if they miss you enough to message you first? But they don’t so you’re the one missing them the whole day and it makes you question if you should try and talk to them just to see if they’re happy you did but then you don’t cause you think they forgot about you and they’re gonna be better off that way cause you just get in their way.

    11:47 pm  •  25 July 2014
    11:47 pm  •  26 June 2014  •  205,222 notes

    Am I the only person who doesn’t feel like living till in 21 ?

    10:57 am  •  17 June 2014